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JoeR247 Week in Review w/c 23.07.2018

Eyup! JoeR247 back on your screen again! This time in Text form! I come in many forms it seems! Video, audio, now text. What next? Smell? Maybe not...

Anyway, it's that time again! Another week to report on the behind the scenes at JoeR247 Empire

Lets begin!

We start with a recap of the channel stats, as usual...

Twitch.tv followers - 616

YouTube Subscribers - 80

Were will we end up? Who knows!


So we start the week off with Monday. This was a non stream day. Nothing much IRL to report either. Shall we try a Tuesday?


We streamed today. Can you guess what it might be?

(Shock horror, JoeR247 is milking the advance preview of Two Point Hospital again!)

We are after those precious 3 stars on all 4 preview hospitals before the preview ends! Will we get them? Lets see!

So we set off to Lower Bullocks (Not a typo) ao,omg for the elusive stars and completing the tasks needed by the Health ministry. However, JoeR247 was complimented by a viewer. You know by now that it never ends well when that happens...

https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyAwkwardQueleaRuleFive They're awesome

Moving swiftly on. JoeR247 has a habit in the game of pointing the camera straight into the toilets by accident. (I promise this is by accident.) Thank god it's not too graphic art style or RIP Twitch TOS)

https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkRefinedDurianKreygasm Peeping Tom

JoeR247 is too good at this hospital business. Not the making people better bit, the making loads of money bit! We Millionaires now! This time next year it will be Billionaires!

https://clips.twitch.tv/BusySleepyHorseradishTTours Millionaires!

Seeing how we are now millionaires at Lower Bullocks, it was time to reward the staff with some Luxury vending machines. Turns out though that JoeR247 is a big child and laugh at the simplest of things...

https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticSpeedyBeaverWOOP No comment

But with that, we had to end the stream. Time was up. Time to close the hospital for another night!

Also on that note, I've run out of Tuesday things to write about. Come back next paragraph for some Wednesday!


JoeR247 took an IRL day, so as the schedule dictates, no stream. However we received one piece of interesting post today. JoeR247 had plastered his logo on another item...

(OMG ITS SO COOL! Yes I am very vain. FITE ME)

On that note, lets move swiftly on...


We did a stream today! Go me! Guess what it was! Not Two Point Hospital either! Taking a quick break from that so we can go back to it nice and recharged!

(JoeR247 is going racing down under once again!)

8pm turned up and we hit the streets of Australia for some more Forza Horizon 3!

We went online, today with WobblyRedMan23, Zagoy and Maelchon, and decided to work out who was the man amongst the boys! Turned out we were all as bad as each other...

Zagoy had been busy lately it seemed. Showcasing his newly painted van. All I can say is I approve of the art work...

https://clips.twitch.tv/SplendidSeductiveSoymilkOptimizePrime Best Van

Saying that, this is not the kind of van which you should approach if it drives up close to you on a night time....

https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveRockySalamanderWholeWheat Not a murder van...

JoeR247 is a dick to his viewers. I can confirm. Who purposefully makes their audience go dizzy? Dicks. Thats who...

https://clips.twitch.tv/CogentBoringBaconHassaanChop Lets get Dizzy!

Enough viewer abuse, It was time for JoeR247 to demonstrate his Cunning Stunts! All in the aid of getting the bonus fast travel boards! But as always, it ended in failure... XD

https://clips.twitch.tv/RefinedTransparentAniseAliens Nailed the landing

Before long, the multiplayer broke... I blame Wobblyredman23... It's fine though! The gang got back together eventually! Can't keep us apart for too long!

https://clips.twitch.tv/CrispyFrigidGrouseBudBlast Play online, it'll be fun they said...

Forza Stream = Guaranteed Weird barrel roll/jump. Here is this streams...

https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestCorrectGaragePeanutButterJellyTime JUMP!

I don't know who to blame, probably me, but we ended up in a Rolls Royce only Goliath race. I did spend a part of it in first place. I clipped it just for you to watch my rise, and inevitable fall.

https://clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedSpoopyBulgogiBleedPurple I was 1st...

We finally finished a Goliath and didn't get the dreaded DNF for a change! I celebrated by parking up in style...

https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyArtisticGiraffeStinkyCheese Parking perfection

Final race. 1 more Goliath, anything goes. Sadly collisions were on. RIP Wobblyredman23...

https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerCutePorpoiseOpieOP RIP Wobbly!

Stream over. Much fun. I can still drive it seems, Kinda?...

That brought Thursday to an end aswell!




Also nothing...


Something! Today JoeR247 left the nice comfortable place and took JoeR247 Empires on tour! Over to Manchester! For MCM Comic Con! Time to spend all the monies! Want to see the haul?

(Yes that is R2D2, yes those are cupcakes, yes that is a Bee, yes that is Ugandan Knuckles...)

What was the haul? An awesome BB8 Star Wars T-Shirt, Pokemon Gold and Silver drinks coasters, a syringe pen (Perfect for Two Point streams!) Caramel M&M's, White Chocolate Hello Panda and some Birthday Cake japanese Oreo's

Money well spent!

We got back from Manchester with plenty of Sunday remaining, so there was only one thing left to do... GET 3 STARS ON THE TWO POINT HOSPITAL HOSPITALS! So we waited for 8pm.

8PM happened. We went live in Two Point County!

(Dr JoeR247 is at it again! Time to kill... I mean Cure!)

This Time, hospital #3 Flottering. Lets do this!

We had a bit of a toilet problem. In game, not me... We had to get more toilets, and more sinks. Turns out not enough sinks is a bad thing. People don't wash their hands. Sick people and unwashed hands leads to a hygiene problem. Today I learned.

https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveCoweringBadgerOhMyDog All hail the Toilet!

Anyway, the hospital was so close to being completed at a 3 star rating. We just needed to increase the prestige level to 15. How could we achieve this? Only by employing Mr Vape himself!

https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundAbnegateGuanacoTheThing Dr Vape-Naysh

Now, as you may know, MrsJoeR257 has taken an interest in Twitch, and recently signed up to the mod team at JoeR247 Empires. However, she was missing the little Subscriber badge next to her name. Well not anymore! CKiiDD, the legend, changed all this and I had to dab. To MrsJoeR257. And then send her stickers.

https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappyInnocentGarbageKevinTurtle MrsJoeR257 with the SubDab Hype

Not long after, we harnessed the power of the X-Ray! And I decided to demonstrate it to the viewers. How good could it be? Well, it blew my tiny mind!

https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpartialSpotlessGalagoNotLikeThis The power of the X-Ray!

Now as you know. I have the mental age of a 3 year old. So childish humour is very much my thing. I demonstrate this very well in the below clip... I will say no more...

https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderRockyTaroDBstyle Jumbo nuts and Moose Juice is a bad combo...

But like all amazing things, we had to end, time had run out. Also the week was reaching its close.

Short, yet productive week! The streams of Two Point Hospital have been amazing, so thank you all for joining me on them! I can't wait to get the full game and stream that for you all!

About this time of the blog, I see how far we have come. Shall we do that? Lets!

Twitch.tv followers - 616 > 643

YouTube Subscribers - 80 > 85

Holy cow! I am speechless at those figures! Urm. Yeah! <3 for the support everyone!

Right, this was fun, we should do it again, next week? Delightful! See you then!



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